Sunday 11 October 2009

'You and he were buddies'

Matt berry is brilliant. Check out his podcast here which includes a great interview with Garth Marenghi. Sam sent me a link to this brilliant video about how to start film making.

THEOPHILUS


Not posted in years due to not having internet, found a few things on the interweb though so i figured i'd post them.

Nice Theophilus video. Shame he's not coming to manchester on tour might have to try and see him elsewhere though.

Thursday 10 September 2009

XAPHOOOON

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With Chiddy bang being my favourite new hip hop artists, i was thrilled to hear their producer xaphoon has released this sick mixtape making the rounds on blogs everywhere. ENJOY.





Sunday 16 August 2009

Birthday Rant/ The Scrooge of August.


























I hate birthdays. Every year i feel guilty about it, people try to make me enjoy my Birthday. However, i know that no matter what intrinsic act of generosity and kindheartedness people bestow on me i will not enjoy the day. I do find myself coming up with things to do on my birthday not particularly because of an 'today is my day and i will do whatever i want' attitude but because of an 'ok this will keep mum happy.' attitude (i was going to substitute mum with fake girlfriend's name but, i decided Charles you made your empty bed of singleness now lay in it.) Even with gifts, though always a pleasure to recieve i am of the opinion that once you are past a point where you have the necessary monetary assets and fiscal power to occasionally treat yourself, presents are of no use because if i want something i can buy it i see no reason why i should have to go through the memory game that is creating a list of gifts that i desire and spend other people's money in the process. In my Present-Based-Eutopia people would give gifts when they feel like it and will not be tied down by a amazon wish list or a date at all thus, allowing all gifts the natural facet of being an surprise. (If you do like this idea feel free to change your Present-Based-Eutopia to fall inline with my preordained conditions.)
I can't wait for the day to end, because when it starts i have a whole new year where i can plan everything and anything i want to achieve in that year. The prospect of traveling, university, starting a band, playing football again, learning to play cricket, dropping out of university to do any of the former professionally : a whole year can be filled with such ambition, such hope, such promise. The only gift i feel i get from a birthday is the gift of time, which, sorry amazon your fantastic range of consumer items cannot compete with. It's literally the gift that keeps on giving. Time wasted in that case is a horrible realisation, recognising you have achieved nothing you wanted; that your hopes have been smashed by what is essentially procrasination and poor decision making... ...and when at 12:05 having had a takeaway i was sat on my own playing FIFA, assessing how it now was my birthday whilst shouting at darren bent it was a pretty sobering realisation at best.

P.S left cats and cakes out of the rant for obvious reasons.

Sunday 31 May 2009

WTF?



clearly she's well head mental or she's trying to appear intelligent and complex is failing miserably.

Thursday 21 May 2009

three moon wolf t shirt




sale ranking has gone up by 3000% apparently, due to ironic reviews and naturally it being the coolest t shirt ever though.

'Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.'

'Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.'

'Just wanted to post on here, be careful to order your shirt from here only. I was looking to get one cheaper, and bought one off Ebay, but didn't read it carefully enough. You guessed it, one wolf, three moons. I mean its ok to wear I guess, but if you look carefully you can tell its not the real thing. It hasn't made me as confident as the real one would of, but at least I THINK about the real one when I wear it, and that helps a bit I guess.

Don't try to save a couple bucks! NOT WORTH IT.'

'For you left brain types out there, who are still unsure on whether or not this shirt would make a wise purchase, allow me to break it down for you.

Most shirts like this only contain one wolf. This shirt has three wolves, plus a moon. You are basically getting three wolves and a moon for the price on one wolf. You won't find that deal anywhere else.'


I am literally go through all 39 pages of reviews now.

LULZ