best thing i've heard in ages....

Having read 'Dreams from My Father' by my boy Barack, one character from his childhood sticks out as influential that's his friend ray. Some of the anecdotes contain some of frankly, the most amazing quotations from the president. Seeing as he narrates the audiobook, it has delivered some of the best samples in the world. These thankfully were posted up by The Boston phoenix.


Describing bush perhaps?


“You know that guy ain’t shit. Sorry-ass motherfucker ain’t got nothing on me.”

exactly what being a president is all about...

"So what happens when we go out to a party with some sisters, huh? What happens? I'll tell you what happens: BLAM! They on us like there's no tomorrow."

No one turns up to state dinners without there own dish. The prez hates that shit...


“You ain’t my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!”

He's just realised the job in hand...

"This shit's getting way to complicated for me."

of course fox is always putting him down...


“There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you.”


Still, the femuls, keep comin...

“Sure you can have my number, baby!”