i hope you find yourselves in some sort of moral quandary tonight, my bicycle being a catalyst to the feelings of guilt i hope you eventually reach. Deep within the feelings of indignation, lay pity and sorrow for the purple splattered black bike that was the Townsend Titan. Your cold and nefarious hands having taken her. Although i can hold my former mode of transport and friend in the highest of regard, you i can only hold in disdain. Despite this i may question your methods of thievery:
1. the bike next to mine was not locked up.
2. you forgot the lock which you cut. evidence. making it obvious surely to any onlooking security camera you were up to no good.
3. the bike was a 1993 townsend titan.
Think about resale value.
oh not selling it.
well think about how obvious its going to be when i see someone riding a Townsend titan in such a distinct colourway.
You shitting div.
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i feel ya. i overhauled a vintage metro and it was stolen the first night i brought it to ny a couple of months ago.
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